Nov 28, 2013

Episode 60 - Thanksgivukkah

An episode that begins with a lively discussion on the smell of eggs and "horse barn" farts can't be a sign of good things to come. And boy, do we ever prove that to be true tonight. Come celebrate Thanksgivukkah with us as we discuss Klaus' Google calendar problems, inadvertent tributes to Brian Griffin, and what we thought of Frozen and Thor: Hammer of America (yes, we know that's not its ACTUAL name). You'll also get to hear some amazing Jewish folk music, discover the difference between a yam and a sweet potato, and learn all about what it's like to take a dump at Joann Fabrics. Overall, it's one hell of a festival of lights and turkey.

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Nov 22, 2013

Episode 59 - ManWhisk

Just when you thought this show couldn't get any more bizarre, in a poor attempt to create Thanksgiving-themed euphemisms, Matt inadvertently creates a new mayo substitute. You'll also get to hear all about overly sexual things people do at Disneyland, what the mayor of Toronto has plenty of to "eat" at home, more information on why Shasta doesn't cook, and why people should really be watching what they post on Facebook. Hey, it made sense in our heads so just deal with it.

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Nov 14, 2013

Episode 58 - Horse Eating Rice Krispies

Do you know what that high five from Klaus was for? Us bringing our best effort. Tonight you'll find out what that sounds like when a horse eats Rice Krispies, hear all about a "better-than-sex" cake Matt made, and discover that our friend who has sex with pool rafts may not have been as monogamous as we once thought. We talk a lot about balls/salad tossing, an insulation vacuum turned nail cannon, and find out what the Archeologist of Cool Sh*t has found for us this week.  Here's a hint: it involves Shasta's boobs. Then we lovingly top it all off with a racist man shoving a fire extinguisher up his butt. Pretty standard, really.

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Nov 9, 2013

Episode 57 - Your Immortal Reality

Once you listen to this episode, you won't be able to resist the urge to stop reincarnating. Yeah - let that sink in for a minute. And if you are able to stop, you'll hear all about ridiculous people Matt met in Tennessee, how Superman gives thanks for his food, and how a fish ran a very successful political campaign in Michigan recently. You may also learn a few things about the perils of checking in on Facebook, how Matt plans to liberate hot chicks from the south, and the rules of the new Beaver Exhibit drinking game. Why would we do this? You'll find out.

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