Jul 29, 2014

Episode 92 - The More You Know

We think you're actually going to learn something this week. We certainly did. For instance, ever wonder why we say "balls to the wall"? Or maybe where you can get a great breakfast sandwich in California? Well good news, we have the answers to these life-altering questions and more. Tonight we will discuss topics like the 50 Shades of Grey trailer, which musical instruments are definitely NOT sexy for women to play, and we get a hilariously graphic Letter from Ashley all about a variety of terms for vaginas and bodily juices. Somewhere in all that, we have an impromptu interview with our daughter who is very upset to learn that a good friend of ours has shaved his beard. Pretty standard, really.

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Jul 25, 2014

Episode 91 - Sex Dungeon

If you're planning on listening to this episode, be forewarned: Matt is really tired and can't remember the correct words for things. We experience live-texting during the show about sex dungeons, then have a meaningful discussion over how that can be a gateway to buttsex. Also, we talk about a guy who built a giant butt that farts toward France, poorly named water polo exhibitions, and why someone told Matt they are disappointed in him. Plus, Shasta reveals she may have eaten black cock at some point in her life. Deep stuff tonight, people.

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Jul 18, 2014

Episode 90 - Ermahgerd Berls!

Ermahgerd it's a ner perdcerst! Tonight, as we venture into our 90th episode, we discuss important topics like unintentional jizz references in soccer broadcasts, what it would be like to spend the night in The Haunted Mansion, and the most honest cable commercial of all time. We also find out that apparently North Korea won the World Cup, g-string underwear can cause rectal bleeding, and Shasta may or may not have made sweet, sweet love to two Colombian men years ago. Wrap that all up with dick-dipping references in our Letters from Ashley segment, Matt obsessing over Tiki Room themed products, and the most annoying kids shows on TV, and there you have it - one hell of an educational experience.

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Jul 10, 2014

Episode 89 - The Back Door

On tonight's Lifestyles of the Rich and Beaverlicious, it's anal wishes and sister wife dreams! But in all seriousness, the end of the world is nigh as we discover someone making potato salad has raised almost $50,000 on Kickstarter, Matt realizes he may not know any real-life gay jews, and Shasta once again receives ridiculous love letters from online suitors. Plus, we get some great "tips" on how to have explosive buttsex, Matt becomes obsessed with new Disney toys, and we also learn just how emotional Brazilians can be about soccer.

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Jul 3, 2014

Episode 88 - Sister Wives

There are a great number of arguments to be made in favor of plural wives - and on this 4th of July Eve, Matt and Shasta do their patriotic duty by discussing the pros and cons of inviting another bitch into their lives. And hey, we may be on to something here. Tonight we also discuss Korean names, strange bars in Nashville, an amazing smoked egg recipe from Matt, and traits that Shasta looks for in a girl. Plus, Letters from Ashley returns to further discuss booby wives and pictures of dicks. So have a happy 4th of July, everybody, and remember - AMERICA, EFF YEAH!

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