Nov 20, 2014

Episode 106 - Swaggy P

There are a great many things to discuss tonight, but honestly there's really only one story that matters: the Pope is having a raffle for fabulous prizes. This is actually happening - and we couldn't be more excited about it.  Not only will we get into that in great detail, but tonight's topics also include Matt getting super high on workout supplements, the dangers of farting when your car is in reverse, and the cluster that is about to ensue tomorrow at Shasta's special Thanksgiving feast. Also, we get an abundance of Letters from Ashley, Matt has both a giant lip zit and inexplicably oily hair, and we discuss the merits of the nickname "Swaggy P". Personally we think given that the Pope is raffling off swag, maybe he deserves this nickname more than anyone else. So listen up and weigh in. Who do YOU think deserves the title of Swaggy P?

Nov 9, 2014

Episode 105 - The Cystine Chapel

So let's just go ahead and get this out of the way: Shasta has something weird on the side of her ass. We don't know what it is yet, and it's very disconcerting. Of course, it's not disconcerting enough to not make fun of it and give it a name, but still it's frightening. Once we manage to get past that, we find time to discuss Matt's run-in with a bikini fitness model, what we thought of Big Hero 6, and a kid who gets high and ends up holding a box of Wheat Thins on the side of the road. You'll also hear about Shasta's bohemian friend, Love Nest makes a triumphant return to the show, and Matt introduces his new fitness challenge. But seriously try getting through this show without imagining the thing on Shasta's butt.  Seriously - try.

Nov 3, 2014

Episode 104 - The Great Butt Pumpkin

Once a year, we visit the gay pumpkin patch and anxiously await the arrival of the Great Butt Pumpkin. But this year, some douchebag flagged it on Facebook as offensive, and now we have absolutely no idea what to do. Halloween is officially ruined. Once we get beyond that bit of bad news, we have lots of fun topics tonight including places Shasta should get pierced, a quick review of Matt's yearly trip to the south, and exactly how hairy Matt's ass is and in what places said hair is located. We also find time for more Letters from Ashley, we discuss the absolutely horrible job candidates Matt interviewed, and Shasta can't remember why she almost hooked up with someone she hated. So to basically summarize it all, it's a Halloween episode with lots of butt stuff. Enjoy.


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