May 29, 2013

Episode 35 - Nintendo Power

What better tribute to our childhood could we give than an episode dedicated to Nintendo? Tonight we'll do some NES trivia, try and guess the all-time top sellers, and even have a lively debate over two of NES's greatest hits. Also, you'll get to hear the infamous bird, of birdcage-next-to-the-table fame, have a bitch-fit and start throwing stuff. Not gonna lie, that alone is worth checking out this episode. Sorry Mario, but our podcast is in another castle!

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May 22, 2013

Episode 34 - Heeman & Friends

In our ongoing effort to deeply offend every possible demographic, we humbly submit tonight's episode. We'll talk about Jewish cartoon characters, Mormons accosting Matt at the gas station, and even gay children. To further ensure this is an all-time low, we'll also pay another visit to the Best of Craigslist, sing Pope Francis I's new theme song, and provide full coverage of a man molesting a pepperoni. Enjoy!

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May 15, 2013

Episode 33 - Manitoba City

Just when you thought the show couldn't get more entertaining, tonight we bring you - wait for it - an entire segment on Canadian geography! And if that doesn't get you going, how about a review of Matt's life-journey anthem, or a rousing discussion on sex with peacocks? Throw in a terrible impression of Bryce McKeon, and why Matt would make a great wife, and you have this week's episode. Boom.

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May 8, 2013

Episode 32 - Crucify My Dong

It's a Sandi Patti-tastic episode of musical awesomeness tonight as we present one of our least prepared for episodes of all time. In fact, most of the episode is simply Matt playing stupid songs and improvising the lyrics. But in between songs, we manage to find time to discuss cicada sex, answer some true or false questions about ourselves, and review the worst song of all time. Truthfully, you may hate this episode or you may love it. Either way, by now you should know better than to expect podcasting excellence. You've been warned.

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May 2, 2013

Episode 31 - 80’s Party

Warning: if you grew up in the 80's and have fond memories of movies like The Goonies, this episode may forever warp you. While this episode is mostly dedicated to some of the great films of the 80's, we also have to give an important PSA concerning The Neverending Story and the fact that it was clearly written by some Germans of questionable intent (and we have proof...kind of). Then to wrap it all up, we help celebrate and plan Clitoris Awareness Week and Clit-Con 2014. It's an all-around messed up show from start to finish. But let's face it, that's what we're good at...

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