Jun 19, 2014

Episode 87 - Booby Wife

Tonight, Matt opens the show with a jazzy tune about cooters that's sure to capture your hearts. If you can make it past that without swooning, our topics include having sex with dolphins, The World Cup, churches inexplicably following us our podcast, and stupid people hashtagging that they're #CollageBound! You'll also hear about diverticulitis (again), why camping is stupid, and how there doesn't appear to be an Olive Garden in Medicine Hat, Alberta. Then, if you're here long enough, we proudly present some of the responses we've gotten to our fake Ashley Madison profile. Hint: one of them may or may not look like Saddam Hussein and have a wife he can make available for hot fun. I mean who could say no to THAT combo, right?

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Jun 5, 2014

Episode 86 - Biblical Marriage

A friend of Matt's once said that we needed to have a more biblical marriage. So tonight, we seek out wisdom to help us do that - and then make fun of it. And because of that, we get to see the Holy Spirit "rain" up in this bitch. We also find time to discuss Shasta's road rage over Mario Kart 8, our daughter's new musical obsession, and a catchy tune about waffles. Also, apparently vajazzling is back, why Christians shouldn't use sex toys, and the Chicago Cubs just drafted a guy named Joey Pankake which may legitimately be Shasta's new favorite name of all time. Lastly we also ponder how Jews name their temples, what quantity qualifies as "some" cheese, and whether or not masturbating with cucumbers is a parole violation. Obviously it's a very cohesive episode.

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