May 30, 2015

Episode 124 - Schlong Sling

Pretty much everything in this entire episode is related to male genitalia. So if you're uncomfortable with that, just do yourself a favor and don't listen. But in the off chance you ARE into man-junk, then this is your lucky day. Tonight we'll discuss how to make your cock and balls more shapely, revisit Matt's dicklicious pants, and even learn the science behind morning wood. You'll also get to hear perhaps the most ridiculous yet strangely awesome softcore porn music ever, and Shasta will walk you through how thong underwear is a cable car from your anus to your vagina. Then, somewhere along the line, Matt invents a new tongue twister for which this episode is lovingly named and dedicated. Enjoy a whole lot of scrotum sa-yack everybody!

00:0000:00

May 16, 2015

Episode 123 - Cake Farts

We start tonight's show off with a really big announcement that's a real game changer, but we're excited about it. From there, though, it all goes straight to hell. We learn all about the hip new craze called "cake farting", Matt and Shasta share their opinions on the Fifty Shades of Grey film, and there's a lively debate about whether Shasta's butthole should be referred to as "ol'", "old", or "olde". From there we have a visit from some of our most treasured fans in Letters from Ashley, and we leave the show feeling seriously dirty and in need of a shower. So get ready to get nasty, and fire up this episode of The Beaver Exhibit.

00:0000:00

May 8, 2015

Episode 122 - Craps Thang

There's a lot of learning happening this week. For one, we discover a clue as to why Asians drive so poorly, then we get to learn the true meaning of "heebie-jeebies" and whether or not that's actually racist in origin. You'll also hear about an absolutely creepy couple who bangs in front of their kids, an incredibly stupid woman from Nebraska suing all homosexuals, and we get the second worst Letter from Ashley of all time. Additionally, we talk about podcast networks, Matt purchasing sucker fish, and Shasta refusing to discuss a particular individual's boners any further.

00:0000:00